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god by Insert Name Here April 19, 2004
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He is the main character in the fictional work called the bible. Many people however, take this book as truth (See idiot ). Even though he's supposed to be "all-loving", he will send you to a burning pit of fire if you don't worship him. He is the one reason why people are so messed up. He also made the most successful business in the world: Church.
Summary:
God is a deity that is fake.
Summary:
God is a deity that is fake.
Christian: Dear God, please give a new car.
*silence*
Priest on microphone:*imitates a deep voice* Okay, but you have to give the priest $3,000.
Christian: Yes master!
*silence*
Priest on microphone:*imitates a deep voice* Okay, but you have to give the priest $3,000.
Christian: Yes master!
God by Vampyr12345 June 5, 2010
God
An all-knowing, perfect in every way, yet humble, man with the power to create life. The master of everything he does.
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God by minemandemon December 21, 2018
God
- Hey what's up God? Got the King Cobra 40's?
- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.
- Damn Straight.
- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.
- Damn Straight.