Guilfoyle

Man with a large cock, whom women are uncontrollably attracted to.

Man, that dude is a real Guilfoyle.

by SandraD98656 September 18, 2013

gnilf

Gnome i'd like to fuck.

At first I thought we were in the porn store all of a sudden because there was a long line of what looked like blow-up gnilfs, but we were just in the garden department of Lowes, and they were garden gnome statues. I love me some gnilfs.

by starafulation chipmonger February 7, 2012

gilf

Gooch I'd like to finger

Wow you're mom has the greatest GILF

by daniel May 19, 2004

GILF

(n.) Governor I'd Like to Fuck; relative to party lines and gender. Generally restricted to describe the governor from Alaska.

Even though I'm voting for Obama, that Palin is such a GILF.

by Palin lover October 29, 2008

gilf

girlfriend i'd like to fuck

Keep your eyes off her. She's MY gilf.

Where u goin this weekend?
to some sleezy motel with my gilf.

I got lots of girlfriends, but only one gilf. All the others are ugly sluts with STDS

by Qweerdo May 13, 2005

GILF

acronym for Governor I'd Like to Fuck

That gov from AK is a GILF

by AlaskaME October 20, 2008

gilfinglob

Verb: a sense of non-sense moving rapidly through your mind as if you feel your mad. (crazy)

"Jeff i'm feeling a little gilfinglob-ish"

by meowerz_the_great_and_powerful March 12, 2013