Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.
Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!
by Lucafix June 22, 2011
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Giraffe Punch

1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK
Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP
by Jako373 May 05, 2009
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Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.
"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"
by Erica Cantona October 02, 2013
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Sexy giraffe

Sexy giraffe is a term used referring to the sexiest member of the giraffe society. (Grandma Tori)
Did you see 'sexy giraffe' yesterday at the mall?? I didn't know she could get even hotter!
by Boopdesnoop July 15, 2017
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Jeffery the Giraffe

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021
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angry giraff

when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.
by abc 123 you've got aids November 05, 2017
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