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Gift Bag

Dude! She just kicked me in my gift bag!
by Huggies December 18, 2022
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Departing gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift
by naitsirhc August 23, 2009
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gift fart

A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
by The Joff. November 12, 2013
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gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.
I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing
by clown socks August 20, 2022
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Wine Gift

Wine Gift, The

The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010
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loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.
where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.
by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021
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ass gift

Someone who has a gift for rippin ass, they can fart on will and they make stinks that you will want to die from.
My friend has a real ass gift he made it stink in my house last night
by Gasa blaster November 26, 2022
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