get into my pants

When a girl comes to your house and she opens your pants and starts biting, sucking, and licking your penis. But when she sucks it to hard it makes her choke.

When that I let that girl get into my pants, she choked and almost died..

by Whiteamuiian September 19, 2016

get off my jock

An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"

Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business

by christuhferGTL August 17, 2010

get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick

by Profficial January 7, 2010

get off my grill

When someone is all over your shit and you want them gone.

Dude, get off my grill man.

by Mike Lightner September 21, 2003

get off my nuts

To tell someone to stop bugging you or if someones on your back.

Micheal:hey Jon why wont ya bum me some cash?
Jon:Dude get off my nuts.

by jonasouraus April 4, 2009

get off my back

do not bother me . get rid of oneself

You've got to get off my back
We got the real Flavor Flav

by shahnam1 April 25, 2011

Get off my plane

The greatest movie line of all time; given by Harrison Ford, the president at the time. He punched a terrorist off of Airforce One.

After telling him to "Get off my plane."

Hey, Napoleon, get off my plane.

Why don't you tell your mom to get off my plane?

You wanna die, Napoleon?

Yeah right, who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves banned by the government?

by A Zuchini With Too Much Mustard July 25, 2008