geriat

An old person often lacking opsec skills.

Remember, geriats. If you aren't paying for a service, you are the product.

by 4qZYMd January 26, 2022

na'geria

Na'geria is a smart pretty girl. She always playing and can't ever say out of trouble. She is a 1 of a kind girly girly and can SOMETIMES be a tomboy.

I wish my girl was like Na'geria.

by Na'geria June 12, 2018

geriatrofabulous

a middle-aged adorning geriatric (senior citizen-related) habiliments, esp. a hand-woven sweater-jacket hybrid

Mr. Leonard walked into the classroom with his quite geriatrofabulous garment upon his form.

by bobo March 10, 2005

Geriaction

To "get some action" from a Geriatric.

To perform or receive any type of sexual act on, to, or with, a old geriatric person.

To "fuck an old broad".

News: I was just beaded. Fark: Two of the grannies I work with are chanting "show us your t*ts" as I type this. TF: I'm a dude

kagemaru026: then do it, prudemitter. you might get some geriaction.

by xtonyx February 24, 2009

geritol moment

a moment in time where your brain fades and you cannot remember what you were saying, or cannot recall the meaning of something important. similar to a blond moment, but caused by age rather than hair color. sometimes occurs due to being impaired by weed, alcohol, or meds

me: yo, what was the name of that chick I banged in your parents bed? the hot one with the great titties? shit! what was her name?!
you: damn dude, you having a geritol moment? that was Stacy and she was outrageous!!

by socalratman January 25, 2007

geriotiff

Two or more elderly persons engaged in a heated dispute over a petty or inconsequential subject.

Two 75 year old men have a heated geriotiff over whether or not the tuna in the tuna salad is albacore or bluefin.

by Phil Scott October 18, 2006

geriatrigy

a really old person that can do something really new

My grandma is a geriatrigy--she's on facebook and she tweets several times a day.

by Una Malachica May 14, 2009