Gerda

She's one of the most charming girl you'll ever meet. She is stunning and beautiful. She has the coolest style and music taste. She just simply will give you a reason to smile.

Just be thankful if you can call a Gerda your friend.

by Rosie_cheecks October 30, 2019

Germany

The country where Germs come from. Needless to say, it is full of Germs.

"That toilet seat has more Germs than the entire country of Germany! It hasn't been cleaned in so long, I wouldn't be surprised seeing Oktoberfest on it right about now!"

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge March 27, 2023

Janick Gers

Janick Robert Gers born 27 I 1957 in Hartlepool is a guitar player. He played with White Spirit, Gillan, Bruce Dickinson and since 1990 he plays with Iron Maiden.
He's mostly known for his orgasmic solos and sexy ass.
Janick's biggest fan is Natalia from Poland, usually waving a 'Janick Gers is God' flag on IronMaiden concerts.

Janick Gers ( Janick Robert) born 27 I 1957 in Hartlepool

by Nat_JGIG May 14, 2006

Germenian

Someone who is half Armenian and half German.

Wow, Jessica is really hot for a germenian.

by Amanda Rickmers November 6, 2007

gerascophobia

fear of getting old

i suffer from gerascophobia

by tril-- May 23, 2011

germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.

Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!

by Snake Man August 12, 2012

german crossbow

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."

by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015