Barcardi Geezer

The sort of bloke who wears pikey sovreigns, YSL shirt, Armani jeans and drinks Breezers, Reefs and other bottled poof drinks

Look at the muppet over there with the tart fuel, the one who's done up like a Barcardi Geezer

by MaccaMcCarthy October 16, 2003

ol' Geezer

A wife who doesn't listen to her husband or do what he says, but instead talks back while stubbing her toe on the coffee table, bed, ect. and then says meah!

Damn it Brandon, that Jennifer sure is an ol' Geezer.

by huston nut June 16, 2010

Geezer Glide

Any Harley Davidson Motorcycle that has a rubber mounted engine. Models such as Road King, Street glide or Ultra classic. Most likely outfited with over sized saddle bags and luggage compartments. They are often operated by rubs that drive them to the Stealership for the weekly HOG meetings.

Hey Bart, did you see the size of that geezer glide. That thing had to weigh twice as much as the old ladys 1972 coupe deville.

by dww459 May 22, 2009

Geezer

The word given to a cockney male (East Londoner). A typical geezer is a man who dabbles in a bit of illegit business. Also with possible links to organised crime. Generally of white skin colour. Most likely place to see them is at a pub talking business with other geezers, they love a pint.

Geezer cockney illegit

by JayeSBeCockney March 29, 2011

geezle

one gram of marijuana

Who wants to go up to York and grab a geezle?

by Boner Face February 11, 2003

Geezette

typically a girl who has the same characteristics of a Geezer, talks like a rapist, drinks like a sailor, smells like a freshly fragranced public toilet and dresses like Chimpanzee with lipstick. Typically reffered to as fur coat with no knickers.

Jesus! Look at Laura, she is a right Geezette innit!

by robenator June 29, 2014

geezerdom

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.

Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009