car guard

A Person that is supposed to guard your car wherever it is parked, Although most of them are too drunk or high to be of any protection to your car. And if you dont tip some of them enough they will fuck your car up.

Yeah some car guard fucked my car up! My father got mugged by some associates of the car guard, after he tipped him.

by vinniepaz June 20, 2005

safe guarded

To be quite about you sexual feelings
not prude, just not open to that of a point you know when
this person, usually a female, wants "action"

Sophie is so misleading, i wonder if she wants action from me or if she is safe guarded

by skate happy September 15, 2007

win"guard"

a man who is known for his comically strange antics whilst fucking himself over constantly. Very few others in the world realize his predicament. he is proliferously dangerous whilst besotted porque his life is precariously hanging by a thread. yo no se su vida. ps his mortal archnemesis is a man named blue wave that continues to fuck his day up. any kind of bebidas alcohólicas will surely end this poor mans rememberance of life. he truly is a philosophizer. ps the end.

look at fuckin win"guard" he got fucked up by that blue wave and started philosophizing perpetually about all the things in his life that truly nobody gives a fuck about.

by marky twizzlas March 7, 2011

gay guard

small 3x3 wall in-between bathroom urinals put in place to prevent other dudes from seeing your junk

dude 1: That guy pissing next to me in the rest stop was a flaming homosexual
dude 2: Yeah, thank god for that gay guard

by tau2can October 23, 2013

cock-guard

verb. To act possessively towards a female, esp. an ex or a female friend.

"You're way too good to be dating that schlub."
"Dude, quit cock-guarding me."

by ~chica May 13, 2008

Power Guard

A hybrid of a Power Forward and Point Guard. Term mostly used on the basketball court. Most times the power guard will have broad shoulders and skinny legs (often referred to as a Y man).

Man if that power guard is driving on you, best get out the way.

or

Dang, check out the skinny legs on that power guard.

by hoopermax September 13, 2010

guard mentality

the mental state in which one feels they should have grown men stripped naked with only hoods on their head and pretend to machine gun their genitals.

Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.

My God, did she just put that prisoner's ass on the other dude's head? Is she pointing at his junk while taking a picture?

Yes. She has a guard mentality.

Oh, okay.

by Lynndie England May 14, 2004