gopher

The upmost hottest girl you ask out but not too hot (not to be confused with a supermodel) who likes you back and is excited to get to know you and have fun on the first date. But throws you a text 3 days before the date explaining she is anxious, going through mental issues, and is not ready to date guys.

She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
I asked out a "gopher" to only realized 3 day later she was mentally unstable to handle my awesomeness.
by Nitro Tiger October 03, 2022
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Gopher Whistle

Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.
On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022
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Gopher Snatch

When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.
Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.
by TBsquishy November 29, 2020
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Gopher

One who gophs
Yo dude that gopher gophed my mom sooooo hard
by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018
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big gopher

That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.
Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.
by GreatGiganticGravyGuzzlinGorge December 06, 2021
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Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.
OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!
by CheeseMonkey November 07, 2014
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golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities
by David Gary David June 19, 2018
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