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Gissur

The Holy Nordic Emperor, 2023-2050, legendary emperor of Scandinavia, responsible for the annexation of Germany and France into the Holy Nordic Empire in 2024, which triggered the second golden age of Scandinavian Sociodespotism throughout the Western hemisphere. Poisoned at the age of 72 by agents of the rogue Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation which resulted in the Kattegat Channel Conflict which spurred the fall og The Holy Nordic Empire sixteen years later.
He runs his business like Gissur.
by Gissur December 6, 2004
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Giselle

A girl who is a slim thick, bad bitch and knows itt. She hot AF and is great in bed she's also a great kisser. She's sassy but not too sassy and is very kind. She will give you advise when you need it. She makes men drool when she walks throught the halls. She is the most sweet, lovable, loyal person you'll ever meet. She will love you with all her heart so don't take her for granted. You'll be lucky to have a Giselle.
Girl: wow are you dating Giselle
Guy: yeah she's the best
by Rawrsirrawr May 13, 2019
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Gison

A gison is a story with 5 sentences. A gison always results with death in the end.
Teacher: Is anyone going to share their story?
Laura: Sure mine is a gison
Billy was a great student. He loved his family. Everybody cared for him. He walked across the street to go to school. He didn't make him to the other side; a bus hit him and killed him.
Teacher: That was sad!
by vote4llama July 14, 2006
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Gism Face

A person who loves to get a fat load or a wad or straight up cum (gism) all over their dome.

They usually grab the cock and smack their face with it while it's expelling the gizz. If the gism face is a guy, he will just rub his face inside the pussy like no tomorrow.
You can usually spot a gism face because they usually have a little gizz on their face.

Reference the movie 'Bruno" where meets the ghost of Milli Vanilli, if that scene was real, Bruno would obviously be the gism face.
Dude, that chick must love the cock, she's got a major gism face.

Hey, you've got some sour cream on your cheek, wipe it off before someone mistakes you for a mega gism face.

Oh man, I gave the best face last night, ended up with a MAJOR gism face.

(theme to Superman begins)...it's GISM FACE!
by StinkyLee February 11, 2010
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Giseletastic!

To look better than good, to look exceptional, gorgeous the most beautiful women in the room.
To look as good as supermodel Gisele Bundchen
I was out with Amberlyn last night and she did not just look good she looked giseletastic!
by Rollo083 May 17, 2014
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Giske deadline

A hard deadline to accomplish a task or make a decision, primarily for a politician, forced upon by several auditors independent of political orientation. Despite the last property, most of the auditors are hardcore feminists. Failure to comply will most likely cause the disruption of political influence and general distrust of the arbiter.

The result or outcome of the decision or task is expected to be in favour of the auditors.

Etmyology: from the Norwegian politician Trond Giske who allegedly sexually harassed several female co politicians and who is subject for exclusions by the leadership of the Norwegian Labour Party.
"The Giske deadline is tomorrow at noon. If you don't comply or we don't like the result, be prepared for Bedlam"
by Trond Not G January 4, 2018
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gissele

gissele is a kind caring girl that many people love. she has an amazing sense of humour! her friends love her to death and would do anything in the world for her. she’s a little bitch but i love her anyway 😾💗 she has my WHOLE HEART.
Person: hey do you know gissele?
Me: she’s my ride or die 😌
by iwannadiewbk March 22, 2019
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