Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.

My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.

by Breyy March 30, 2021

fancom

Short for fantasy comedy

Gravity Falls is one of the best fancoms out there. It’s also a very compelling coming-of-age story

by I Like To Define Words August 20, 2021

Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021

Mother Function

When your a nerd and aren't aloud to swear.

mother function told me to clean my room…so I did.

by trufflebutter April 22, 2016

topular function

gettin head. oral sex.

Aye yo i heard u got that topular function last night RS.. nah i got head dumbass, same thing hoe

by DirtyBubby May 25, 2018

mass function

A large congregation of friends or a big crowd. It can be used at an OC or any where where there are more then 3 people who are part of the same friend group.

Evan: Yo there are so many heads at this party!
Michael: Yeah it’s a mass function!

by mshahonlydubs March 29, 2023

Erectile Function

When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.

OH GOD I have erectile function

by Blackconnormcgregor May 8, 2023