Player 1- you with your girlfriend tonight?
Player2- nah I’m playing fortnite... who needs a girlfriend
Player2- nah I’m playing fortnite... who needs a girlfriend
by Ñor March 1, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. 1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.
2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.
3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.
2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.
3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.
1. Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a girl his whole life.
2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”
2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”
by fortniteisforstupidkids July 20, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A shitty game which ripped off PUBG and is getting money off of it. Fortnite is a plague that is going to create another video game crash and is causing a lot of people to be virgins. Annoying 10 year olds play it. Now even fucking footballers post their victories on Instagram. Our next generation is hopeless unless Fortnite dies out. I swear if my son plays Fortnite I'm going to abandon him.
by F3rg1e21 October 8, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Me and the boys are about to be fortniting.
by 21 savage gang savage May 10, 2018
Get the fortnitingmug. by mymomdottcom December 18, 2021
Get the Fortnited Onmug. Fortnite (kahn-surr)
1. The #1 cause of cancer
2. The only thing keeping cringey nine year olds away from minecraft
1. The #1 cause of cancer
2. The only thing keeping cringey nine year olds away from minecraft
Person A: Did you here that Jimmy got cancer?
Person B: Rember when he did the floss 2 weeks ago?
Person A: f*cking fortnite
Person B: Rember when he did the floss 2 weeks ago?
Person A: f*cking fortnite
by Beefsmeller27 April 28, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. Hey dude wanna play fortnite
by Hair extensions May 24, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.