Floozyism

To act in a gorilla mentality, usually associated with being in the state of over krausened (see any old style ad,) while trying to impress a member of the opposite sex.

“Last night you were overcome by floozyism. That guy wasn’t talking shit, you were just trying to impress the bartender.” Bystanders can usually here the phrase "hold me back bro!"

by The offender July 23, 2012

floobengloben

The planet we live on

Dude, that's out of this Floobengloben!

by Floobengloben October 7, 2016

floozy

General carrier of glandular fever.

suck my face floozy

by bof neuro May 27, 2016

Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Floozole

Basically a floozy, a floozole is any broad or Guido who either gets too drunk and goes home with anyone they meet or causes drama at every turn.

Ey is Donny still goin' out wit dat floozole? If not I'm gonna give it a go too!

Bro, you're such a floozole...

by Donnyvino January 29, 2017

flozery

An asian who tries to keep up with a certain thing but fails to.
For example wow siri is such a flozery he never plays with us .

For example wow siri is such a flozery he never plays with us .

by TheGuyWhoCanRoblox September 7, 2017

Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered

by Nyn January 5, 2018