Floop Day

Floop Day is a day celebrated as often or as infrequent as one desires. It is preferably a group activity, however, one can celebrate Floop Day alone. Activities for Floop Day include ISketch, long AIM or telephone conversations, silly jokes, and lots of giggling. During Floop Day it is acceptable to act as childish as one pleases and laugh at anything. Personally, I love celebrating Floop Day with my best friend, Matty Ahkbar. Do not hesitate to celebrate Floop Day ASAP, and for days at a time! Remember to always be kind, peaceful, silly, and loving.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Them other brothers cannot deny...Happy Floop Day.

by everydayshouldbefloopday December 2, 2009

flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating

The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.

by the randy disher project December 17, 2010

Floopster

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

by Chundy August 18, 2011

flop drag

Flap your cock on a forehead and swipe your balls into her mouth.

I flop drag all night long.

by Sarah Lessard November 18, 2013

flop wank

masturbating with a flaccid penis

He couldn't get it up, so he had a flop wank and hoped for the best.

by Ryem May 2, 2016

floop floop

technically a scrunchie but only sound could rappers know what u talking about because u only wear it on your wrist like ice

jewels: “look at this floop floop on my wrist”

ciara: “ooo that dripppp”

by jewelsxciara July 24, 2019

Floopledee

Floopledee is the most astounding example of mankind. a Floopledee is so incredibly smart and sexy that anyone regardless of sexual orientation will instantly fall in love with them. But there is a dark side to this life. Floopledees are so humble they would reject the person of their dreams because they know that they would form an unhealthy obsession with the floopledee

That guy is such a Floopledee
Leave him, he is too perfect for this world

by Floopledee April 1, 2022