oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats

johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater

by the gold diggers August 23, 2011

Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013

phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

gravy floater

jacks shit account

jacks account is such a gravy floater

by ORRREEEEEEE July 9, 2017

Pie Floater

Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job

Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night

by nayfo7 May 12, 2020

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022