Skip to main content

Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.
I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

Or,

I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.
by Lladnek November 23, 2010
mugGet the Street Floatermug.

Floater

That new song is a floater.
by Shirelife January 5, 2022
mugGet the Floatermug.

it’s a floater

a funny term that is making fun of a tiktok where a boy who said “it’s a floater” when a hot chocolate bomb was floating in milk. the joke was simply not funny yet everyone was laughing. it is also used is tiktok comments when a video is not funny but was trying to be
it’s a floater is used when you find something unfunny when it was meant to be funny
by mfckn big dick boy November 29, 2021
mugGet the it’s a floatermug.

The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.
Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!
by djdjsn August 21, 2024
mugGet the The Floatersmug.

Floater-Holder

Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).
Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.
by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023
mugGet the Floater-Holdermug.

its a floater

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh
Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
mugGet the its a floatermug.

Arctic Floater

When you shit on someone's chest then cum on top of it.
She said she was freaky, so I gave her an Arctic Floater, then she cried.
by Alaskan Hodge May 7, 2024
mugGet the Arctic Floatermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email