Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015

FLAKE

A flake is a friend who makes plans and does not attend the date. Or someone you can't rely on.

Ashley was supposed to call me yesterday to make a time for that playdate, but she flaked out, what a flake.

by Roxapebble May 16, 2009

Frosted flakes

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.

Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.

by RobertoGville April 23, 2008

flaker

Is someone who always makes plans to attend a event and comes up with a pathetic excuse to bail out every time.

1. Tucker made plans to go to Vegas, then bailed on me last minute. What a flaker.....

2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.

by hectorbg February 11, 2010

flaketard

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.

First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

Flake Artist

Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.

"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"

"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"

by Rob TheBeast May 19, 2009

flake effect

When pouring milk on cereal, the milk bounces off the flakes at the wrong angle spilling everywhere.

Every morning I have to clean off my flake effect.

by CBH January 12, 2009