flart

The act of cutting a fart in bed, then flipping the sheets so the 'aroma' wafts over to your partner.

I was sitting in bed with a good book when my wife suddenly laid down a flart that sent me into the bathroom for an exhaust fan.

by zelmo January 8, 2009

flagtown nj

a section of hillsboro nj that's as exciting as watching shit steam. always fun to hear the train and fire trucks, as well as watching people drive like typical asshole jersey drivers on south branch road

i went to flagtown nj and got bored so listened to the train come through and my ears almost popped because of the fire trucks and their damn noise.

by njsandman October 7, 2007

Flart

When you are trying to flirt with the hottest chick/guy around and suddenly you let a huge fart, thus screwing your chances of having a fun night.

Dude, I almost had her till i let a huge flart.

by HybridShadow June 12, 2009

flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

flaffel-flaffel

An edible fungus found inbetween human toes.

I had survived starvation in the desert by feeding on flaffel-flaffel.

by FlameMesial September 10, 2005

Flantin

A very ugly man who works and works for money and tries to be funny but is never good at something. He is a father and he has no life.

My friends dad is a huge flantin.

by Zachariae December 11, 2007

Flaptastic

Awesome, Amazing, fantastic, or excellent only better than awesome, amazing, fantastic, or excellent. Flaptastic is the word you use when there is no way to describe the awesomeness.

Wow, that cheeseburger was flaptastic, don't you agree, grandpa?

by FlapsRAwesomw August 11, 2014