European Firedragon

When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon

i gave this guy a European Firedragon last night

by senpachi September 2, 2021

Alaskan Firedragon

When you forget the lube but you guys do anal anyway and your dick becomes red hot due to the friction.

"I left the lube but we still did anal my dick became an Alaskan Firedragon"

by Alaskan Fucker October 11, 2021

Mississippi Firecracker

A sex position in which an individual fists another, then opens and closes their fist once deep inside.

I gave Kyle the ol' Mississippi Firecracker last week; he hasn't walked straight since!

by TacoRising August 11, 2023

evo firecracker

evo firecracker is a card in the greedycells game cash royale, it take entirrely 0 skill to use and is probably used by a 500lb man who thinks they need to buff megaknight, p2w's the game and loves giving clash paypal money

person1: hello im gonna spam megaknight and evo firecracker at the bidge
person2: thanks for coming out of the closet

by anonymous February 28, 2024

evo firecracker

a very no-skilled card in the hit game clash royale made by the despicaple supercell, mostly used by 500lb men who spam her and evo knight at the bridge, if you use her, kys.

person1: hehehaw im gonna spam evo firecracker and megaknight at bridge.
person2: oh your coming out of the closest?

by anonymous February 28, 2024

Evolved Firecracker

An evolution of a common card in the game clash Royale. This card is typically used by transgender pansexual intersexual males from California although it can also be used by dumbass scumbags who most respectable people simply refer to as "gays". Most of these "gays" are p***ssies who are superv*rgins (they have never even felt the touch of a women before) who thrive off making free to play players desinstall the game. They also will refuse to leave their bed unless its for gems or for their 48th greasy ahh hamburger they are consuming in order to maintain their 1000 pound build

Person 1: How did you know I have no friends, love men, and am a broke ass loser?

Person 2: Because I knew your b***** ass maxed out your mom's credit card to buy gems for the evolved firecracker

by Likderoses April 29, 2024

Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.

“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more”

by anonymous July 3, 2025