flipperhead

flipperhead one who is a fuckerhead and a shithead a non vulgar non offensive way to call someone a fuckerhead and a shithead when calling someone a vulgar name is not appropriate or you have to watch your manners

this guy parked his car across the railroad tracks and had to be rescued what a stupid flipperhead

by littlejimmie April 14, 2019

fappery

vigorous physical masturbation;

verbal masturbation, making erroneous or unverifiable statements (especially with regards to computing) to make oneself appear knowledge about a subject with which one is mostly unfamiliar

His apparent revelations about Microsoft are fappery.

by Darryl M May 19, 2005

Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

by adriononyonib August 28, 2017

fappening

an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.

"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."

by TJNR September 2, 2014

Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

flipped a bitch

To have a girl have sex with multiple people at your request.

Me and my cousin flipped a bitch from 7mile the other day.

by damon bell April 24, 2008

Fapped out

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.

"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."

by James DeLarge May 14, 2014