fatal ditzo

Someone who dies from something completely ridiculous.

"Hey dude, did you see that fatal ditzo yeasterday?"
"Yeah, he was sticking his hand up a vending machine, and then the vending machine fell and crushed him to death."
"Totally straight out of the 'darwins"

by A.D.M.O.T. January 6, 2009

Fatal attraction

An attraction to someone or something that will hurt your feelings as in the attraction is fatal and will have you broken hearted.

That girl is fine asl but it’s an fatal attraction.

by Baddddbitch September 6, 2021

A fatal attraction

When you sleep with someone only to wish that you could kill yourself in the morning.

Don't do it, bro. She's a fatal attraction waiting to happen.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

fatal dragon

When fucking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. At the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles relax and shit will come out.

I gave her a fucking fatal dragon last night, I'm so glad I was at her place, damn what a nasty shitpile.

by Adnan O December 13, 2008

fatalitate

The process whereby a first person gaming figure causes the eventual - but not immediate - demise of another first person gaming character

Did you see that Death Dwarf fatalitate those Forest Faeires?

by Daryl Christie June 18, 2008

fatalicized

The effect that potent marijuana has on a person and gets them so gone that they sway back and forth and pass out like in mortal kombat just before a fatality can be played.

Finish Him.

P.S. This is typically a person no one likes. You can pee on the person after they have been fataliized.

Cool dude #1"Hey that weed fatalicized Reed Davis"

Cool dude #2"For real? I'm gonna miss that dude."

Coolest dude #3"Are you really? That dude was a dick.

Reed Davis: "Dude guys I'm not dead I was just really high."

Everyone: "Shut up Reed Davis"

by barnelby jones January 16, 2010

fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.

Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible

by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012