Fatppetite

Having an appetite for only fattening food, such as cake, cookies, icecream and anything that makes you fat.

My great FATPPETITE always makes me eat the food that is least healthy and most fattening!

by annieoakley July 15, 2018

Fapper

A douchebag idiot that probably has AirPods and wears his hood halfway, normally likes to talk in slurs and can’t stop saying “Bruh!” and “Bet!” for no goddamn reason also referred as a prep or popular bitch

Bro, look at Max he’s going into the bathroom to suck dick, what a fapper!!

by Long Shlong Ramon ;) March 29, 2019

Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019

Fapper

Fans of rappers

"This guy is such a fapper he always listens to rap music"

by Seeker October 24, 2019

Fapped

Somebody masturbated,

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped

by DragonLion February 17, 2020

Farpet

When an individual smells like feet and Carpet together as a unified smell

You have a farpet type of smell

by Hangry June 9, 2020

Fappen

The Fappen is a pinching technique made to rebel against the Kraken. The master of the Fappen performs a gesture in which four fingers are pressed against the thumb, whilst the flesh is held between it. This particular technique is extremely painful, and has been known to have been responsible for the breaking of many bones in the human body. The mortality rate of the fappen is known to be less than 10%.

That's it, you're getting the Fappen!
Give it up buddy, you have earned the Fappen!

by the fapmaster43 November 30, 2020