Frailien

1. A derogatory term for any species of extraterrestrial that can be killed by an average man with their bare hands; or generally has a very thin / frail physical form. This does not include any advantage the ET has due to technology, mind control, etc.

At least one species, the grey alien, is considered a frailien.

Abductee: "The alien that tried to abduct me was weak, I snapped his neck with a single punch!"
Friend: "Yeah, that things was frail. It was a frailien!"

by Alien Killer August 18, 2011

Failed

To suck at life & NEVER make shit of yourself.

Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.

Without myshaun and drukerria, sommer failed her class miserably. What a stupid girl, must be all the cigs her mother smoked while she was pregnant with her.

by Gabbbbbbagirl8737 May 20, 2019

Faileys

Cheap Dirty imitation of the famous Irish cream drink. Usually from Lidi or Aldi or won from a Christmas tombola

Have you ever drank ‘faileys’ from a shoe ?

by Copa jonbi November 8, 2019

friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.

"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."

by pavicnat January 10, 2012

Sarah's Failin

The last ditch effort to save a lost cause. A belief in a false premise. An idea whose time has long gone.

Her Sarah's Failin effort to deny empirical scientific evidence, dumbed down the dwindling crowd.

by herbybell July 13, 2010

failing

When someone is continuously doing REALLY stupid things under the influence of marijuana that cause that person embarrassment.

**Lyle tries to roll down the window of a car with automatic windows when the car is off**
Friend in passenger seat: "Ah man, you're failing Lyle.. you're failing hardcore.."

by The Special Doctor December 1, 2007

failberry

a commonly derived term used to more accurately label a Blackberry smart phone.

guy 1: Dude my fucking failberry keeps freezing!!

guy2: zomg man your failberry fails, why don't you get an iphone like the rest of us?

guy 1: yeah my failberry is a piece of shit :(

by b_shaw February 5, 2010