Failed Suicide

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.

Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.

by boshmi May 8, 2018

Dev of the Fields

A halfway point between hero and villian usually showing a varied advancement towards either end.

I don't know whether to trust that guy from my unit or not. One day he lent me money and the next he was laughing at my dead mother. A Dev of the Fields in the fullest degree.

by skitxspark December 19, 2009

field of douche

Describing any party heavily populated with douchebags to the point where one will literally be covered in douche upon entering. Such occurrences have begun to happen with increasing frequency, as teenagers become more violently attracted to rap, arrogance, and a penchant for acting knowledgeable, despite evidence on the contrary. College students, particularly, are quite susceptible to this behavior. Hence, nearly any college party can be likened to a field of douche. Avoid high school parties unless your whole body is as dirty as a rotten vagina.

I entered a field of douche with a raincoat and hid under it most of the time in fear, constantly citing one of Marlon Brando's famous lines in the film, Apocalypse Now: "The horror..the horror!"

by friend of bob June 19, 2004

Norwegian Field Goal

A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.

Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?

Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.

by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010

killing fields

a name for part of Oakland, also known as deep east Oakland. The name is used to rfelect the out of propretion of murders that happen in the neighbourhood.

by fila April 7, 2003

Norwegian Bootyhole Fieldholler

Noun.

The cooperative act whereby an individual burps and whilst the air is contained in their mouth, they immediately place their lips around someone's asshole and proceed to forcefully blow the air into that person's rectum. At the good judgment of the receiver, that person may release the air as a fart when the time is right. Due to the humid nature of the initial burp and the friction caused during its release along the asshole, the fart tends to be exceptionally loud and attention-grabbing.

Traditionally used in northern Europe to frighten grazing sheep into moving along.

"My, Tippleton, I must say that Norwegian Bootyhole Fieldholler certainly got the wife's attention!"

by Blake Mitchell December 9, 2008

fields of green

The chance that an entire row of traffic lights is green. like a field of green

"dude, we were trying to get to the hosipital and it was like fields of green the entire way there"

by Merry c-mas July 20, 2008