F&faf

Fat & fly as fuck. The basic definition for this is expressing your love for your body, personality, etc.

Gurl: dude look at her! Shes so ugly!
Dude: nah. Shes just f&faf!

by idgaf about ur life November 18, 2017

Faf

A fake ass friend

Yeah Malorie totally ditched us, what a faf.

by Baelien June 14, 2018

FAF

Funny As Fuck.

Damo put a cherry, a Smurf, a marble, a spoon, a small picture of a rainbow and a toy goat up his pop-shoot before dying as he knew the morticians would be amazed and giggle stupendously.
Damo was FAF.

by Damo, Master of Goats December 29, 2021

car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

FAF

Internet slang for Funny As Fuck.

Dave Chappelle's set was FAF...

by Ceerip 707 January 23, 2023

FAF

Fresh as fuck

Alternative way of saying mint condition for not nerds

Yo that antique chess set is FAF, you should sell it to fund your boob job.

by Faffy72minus3 November 11, 2021

Faf

To kick a perfectly good opportunity away. Derived from the Springbok Rugby player Faf de Klerk who has a habit of doing just that.

Some people grab the bull with both horns and others just Faf it.

Dude, why didn't you get that girls number, you totally Faffed that.

Pass me the ball.
No I'm going to Faf it into the air so that the other side can have it.

by Harvmeister November 1, 2019