Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020

Philip's Big Book of Random Facts

The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.

How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.

by chucknorrisownsall January 8, 2023

Past factions

When a minecraft hcf gets mad and makes you list the past minecraft factions you were in.

Thats cool and on but past factions???? exactly stfu random.

by RevengeRez March 5, 2021

The Despair Faction

A fan club for One of the greatest bands of all time, AFI. It costs thirty dollars to join, and all who join get a special package and special advantages.

Guy: Dude! I joined the DF!
other guy: Dude! I'm so jealous! That's a hardcore group of fans! and you get special stuff!
Guy: Dude! I know!

by Ashley October 22, 2003

Spit Facts

A meme originating from the TVFilthyFrank video Human Cake were Vsauce Spits Facts.

Commenter: Do spit facts pleas

by ToasterMan September 5, 2016

fartistic

A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.

A toilet seat picture frame.

by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005

wife-faction

The amount of good (or bad) will your spouse currently bears toward your excessive gaming - especially in MMOs.

Originally coined by Omage on the Permafrost server in EQ2.

"Gotta go work on my wife-faction (i.e., empty the dishwasher), so I can raid this evening."

by DizzyGee October 19, 2007