funky chicken

To convulse or seize, esp. after being severely beaten in a fight.
Dude I soccer kicked that guy in the face 'til he was doin' the funky chicken!

Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!
by FunkyChicken April 14, 2008
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Funky Chicken

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar
Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL
by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010
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funky chicken

the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it
I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.
by pizzaf January 17, 2009
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Funky Bitch

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.
Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"
by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009
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Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.
Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.
by RocsGurl143 January 25, 2012
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funky muffler

When eating an asshole and they fart
by angelaluv69 February 19, 2015
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