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Lund fakir

A person who is left begging for a bigger penis size
Sodhi : Abe Lodi paise toh hai tere paas, yahan signal pe kya kar raha hai?
Lodi: Lund fakir hogaya hu bhai
by Gamma Blaster July 10, 2020
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facking

A replacement for the word 'fucking' used in on the internet and in chatrooms, usually to avoid trouble from an admin or moderator.
by Brodi December 18, 2005
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Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.
wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.
by herselfelf March 17, 2004
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farkin

an easy way to say fucking in front of Dennis the father.
"thats some real good farkin ish CHicoal" "yeah im so farked up"
by boobly January 25, 2004
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Fascist

A supporter of a form of government characterized by the merging of business leadership and the state, rigid one-party rule by the extreme right-wing emphasizing strong centralized power, with militarism, an aggressive nationalism, and the suppression of all opposition.

Key elements of a fascist state were exhibited both in Mussolini's Italy and Hitler's Germany.

Fascism By The Numbers:
1) Corporate Dominance of Law and Society
2) Military Supremacy in Funding and Policy
3) Reckless Nationalism in Foreign Affairs
4) Suppression of Organized Labor
5) Unification By Fear and Hatred
6) Expansion of Prisons and Prison Sentences
7) Usurpation of Power and Authority
8) Abuse of Human Rights at Home and Abroad
9) Religious Zealotry in Government and Military
10) Alliance with a Tightly Controlled Mass Media

The following statements illustrate the fascist mindset:

"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." -- Hermann Goering, Sr. Advisor to Adolph Hitler

"The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly…it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over." -- Joseph Goebbels, Senior Advisor to Adolph Hitler
In a 1995 essay "Eternal Fascism", the Italian writer and academic Umberto Eco attempts to list general properties of fascist ideology.

The features of fascism he lists are as follows:

>"The Cult of Tradition", combining cultural syncretism with a rejection of modernism

>"The Cult of Action for Action's Sake", which dictates that action is of value in itself, and should be taken without intellectual reflection, and often manifests in attacks on modern culture and science.

>"Disagreement is Treason" - fascism devalues intellectual discourse and critical reasoning as barriers to action.

>"Fear of Difference", which fascism seeks to exploit and exacerbate, often in the form of racism or an appeal against foreigners and immigrants.

>"Appeal to a Frustrated Middle Class", fearing economic pressure from the demands and aspirations of lower social groups.

>"Obsession With a Plot" and the hyping-up of an enemy threat.

>"Pacifism is Trafficking With the Enemy" because "Life is Permanent Warfare" - there must always be an enemy to fight.

>"Contempt for the Weak" - although a fascist society is elitist, everybody in the society is educated to become a hero.

>"Selective Populism" - the People have a common will, which is not delegated but interpreted by a leader.

>"Newspeak" - fascism employs and promotes an impoverished vocabulary in order to limit critical reasoning.
by QuietReflection September 18, 2010
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Fresh-Air Fascist

1. (noun): a person who attempts to prevent cigarette or cigar smoking in public. Especially applicable in locations (bars, pubs, patios) where smoking is allowed.

2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.

3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.

See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.
"When I lit up on the patio, some old lady asked me to stop killing her."

"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"
by Tessa Who September 12, 2005
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normality fascist

A normality fascist is an individual who is obsessed with his or her narrow definition of normality. In addition, he or she continually pressures others to conform to that rigid standard of normality. This sort of person tends to spread rumors, bully others, and behave in an anal, killjoy manner.
In 1998, Theresa the normality fascist told me that I was too weird to be liked, even though I had never done anything bad to her. She loved to label other things and people "weird" all the time.
by Sidtierney July 31, 2006
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