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stupid ugly bastard faced fascist

A term used to insult someone when a simple one word insult such as bastard or twat will not suffice. The combination of words gives the user the ultimate verbal tool against any foe which rolls off the tongue and is enjoyable to utter at someone who has wronged you.
What did you do that for? You stupid ugly bastard faced fascist!
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Facism

Facism, the new combination of facial recognition technology with fascism. You can go wherever you want, but the government knows your every move.
Damn facism, can't go anywhere without being tagged by that machine.
by 2B+ July 20, 2019
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fitness fascist

Fitness fascists are ALWAYS yuppies. Therefore, they are snots who masquerade their elitism and vanity as "concern", especially when it comes to scrutinizing anyone with a BMI over 23 because they feel a smug, deep seated hatred for fat people because it's not glamorous or socially acceptable to be fat.

On the other hand, when an overweight person begins to lose weight, the fitness fascists get their tightie whities in a bunch because the dieter is losing weight quicker than them. It angers them to realize that their idealized and impractical methods of weight loss are faulty at best when actually applied to real life, so they chalk that person's success to "starvation" and resort to fear mongering instead.

They are constantly on a crusade to banish certain foods and are extremely proud of not drinking pop. They're always patting themselves on the back for choking down a carrot and how healthy they are, physically, but in actuality they are some of the most mentally unhealthy tools on the face of the planet, not only chronically acting as though they're on the rag or manifesting in severe symptoms of one personality disorder or the other, but also because they go in fucking shock over swallowing a french fry.

Antonym: A real joy to be around.
I'd rather count calories than eat a bunch of shit I hate and lose weight faster than to listen to one of those fitness fascists and eat food without flavor so that I can lose a pound a month...
by Cadaverine January 8, 2011
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faciety

a more compact word for facetiousness. used only by pretentious intellectuals who make up words that sound good but don't exist according to the dictionary, and ironicists that mock the aforementioned pretentious intellectuals, but only because they used the word, looked it up and saw it did not exist, and redacted it to save their ass.
Betwixt; your faciety is appallingly discourteous -- i might beseech you that you show some respectful austerity.
by aestrivex January 26, 2010
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neo-fascist

Neo-fascism replaces the centralized authority of a dictator with a government voted into power by means of fraudulent elections. Neo-fascism follows in the goosesteps of Mussolini but legislates economic controls to enable corporate domination of the world market. Suppression of the opposition through intimidation and censorship, and a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism are achieved through hegemonic control of popular entertainment and mass media. These persuade citizens that wars and the suppression of individual rights paradoxically corroborate the ideology of individualism.
Donald Rumsfeld is the poster child of neo-fascism.

Fox News is neo-fascism's Disney Channel.
by Peter K. Marx February 10, 2005
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Fatista

A beautiful fat woman who isn't afraid to throw her weight around and views her fat as attractive, flattering and fabulous. She refuses to accept society's prescribed formula for beauty and rocks her fat pride with spirit.
Them: "You've put on weight."
A Fatista: "I know, isn't it fabulous!"

Them: "Are you really going to eat all that?"
A Fatista: "Yes, and anyone who tries to stop me."
by Fat!So? July 19, 2010
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FascistRump

FascistAss:
The politically correct, more acceptable, and refined term for the vulgar, common, "FascistAss."
The FascistRump in the oval office fawns over dictators and offends democratic leaders.
by NeologianPJG June 16, 2018
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