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a more compact word for facetiousness. used only by pretentious intellectuals who make up words that sound good but don't exist according to the dictionary, and ironicists that mock the aforementioned pretentious intellectuals, but only because they used the word, looked it up and saw it did not exist, and redacted it to save their ass.
Betwixt; your faciety is appallingly discourteous -- i might beseech you that you show some respectful austerity.
faciety by aestrivex January 26, 2010
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'facetious' to lovers of olde English
"Grandmother: Bwoy, yu bring dat dutty footbottom inna mi house?

Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.

Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?

Grandson: But Granny ...

Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"
Facety by Funkg January 8, 2013
Rude ,bold , in your face, thinks their all that
She’s well facety man
Facety by Yummymummy April 4, 2019

Bright and facety 

Being rude or disrespectful towards someone.

CAN be used in a joking manner

(Often used by Jamaicans)
Semi Joking manner“Yu live ina board house or zinc house?” Response: But yuh bright and facety

Joking manner: “Can give me some a that”
Response: But yu bright and facety
Bright and facety by Tianer April 9, 2022
Jamaican slang for someone being cheeky, rude or out of order. Commonly used by black people in urban areas of UK, in early 1960's onwards. Now adopted by the various cultures (youth) of those areas, as much of Jamaican slang has now been.
Jamaican: "Bwoy yu sa facety!"
English: "Na man, you're facety!"
facety by Connie Wilson July 25, 2008
London slang. also means rude, or leary. usually describes a girl, usually of black origin (reputation for attitude).
dude 1) see that crackead getin facety to me? thinkin hes a rudeboy or sutin.
dude 2) yeh man, lets jump him.

dude 1) me n ma girl split yesteday.
dude 2) good for you man, she was a right facety bitch
facety by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
Origin: Feisty - adj. feist·i·er, feist·i·est
Touchy; quarrelsome.
Full of spirit or pluck; frisky or spunky.
feisty
adj 1: showing courage; "the champion is faced with a feisty challenger" syn: plucky, spunky 2: irritable and looking for trouble; "too touchy to make judicious decisions"
facety by RuffDiamond April 26, 2005
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