by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

1:
person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*
2:
person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*
person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*
2:
person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*
by Nexasfexashit February 3, 2019

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.
by applejuice time January 9, 2018

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

by heavenlilo April 28, 2005
