excuse my french

French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.

Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!

by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005

existenz

- Name of a movie directed by David Cronenberg, in which Jennifer Jason Leigh stars as a game designer who creates a virtual-reality game that taps into the players' minds.

- A nickname used by Amer, who is one of the most famous programmers online.

Here in "eXistenZ", we have instead a very dense and deep meditation on the mystery of reality.

by eXistenZ January 12, 2005

why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

existentialism

you can use this word in pretty much any context and it will make you sound pretentious and/or confuse the person you're talking to.

it's a technique refined and highly over-utilized by pseudo-intellectuals.

"thoughts of existentialism breezed through my cavern of a mind as i walked under the concave arches in the courtyard of my prestigious university."

"there i was, caught in an existential dilemma. i decided to run the red light."

"i felt that the existentialist undertones in the simpsons represented the decay of religion in society."

by kirkegaard April 14, 2006

existing

1. the one thing that all people with depression wish they weren't.
2. not floating around in someone's sub-consience

1. Why do I have to exist?
2. OOOO...pretty colors!

by Manda January 25, 2004

the exies

the best band next to the used! they are so awesome. their new song, off of their new album Head for the Door, Ugly is so hott! you just have to check it out!!

ME: have you heard that new song Ugly?
A NOBODY: what the hell are u talking about?
ME: you are such an idiot dude!

by LAM (without the B!!) December 8, 2004

obama excuse

The obama excuse is used when somebody accuses you of racism in a public area like work or something. For example, an employee named Tyrone feels that he was racially harrased by his fat white redneck boss Ermey at walmart.
The obama excuse is best used to get out of situations when someone accuses you of racism like in a traffic stop.

example bellow

Tyrone: "Mr. Ermey, I am done cleaning the bathroom and pushing carts, what would you like me to work on next?"

Ermey: " How about you pick them "cotton" socks boy?"

Tyrone: "what da fuck?"
sometime later
news reporter: A walmart employee is sueing walmart for 5 million dollars in damages due to racist comments and harrasment by a manager.

Lawyer: " By the holly bible of god, Mr. Ermey Are you racist towards black people?"

Ermey: " Not me, I voted for obama!"

Lawyer: "see ,see your honor, my client is not racist he voted for obama, see!!"

greedy lawyer:"The obama excuse saved walmart once agian in court, yea!"

Ermey: " No way, I voted for Obama and he is black!"

by topmountain August 18, 2010