experian

Credit Bureau formerly known as TRW. Satan.

Consumer: You screwed my credit rating!
XPN: No we didn't...the computer did!
Consumer: Fuck you (hangs up).
XPN (to other XPN): What's a four letter word for Consumer?
XPN: Ummm...DATA!!!!!!!

by File One March 12, 2004

full experience

when you have reached the top and can't possibly get anything that would further enhance the experience.

shut up carl, you haven't reached the full experience...

by rillzzor June 14, 2010

out-of-city experience

The sensation you get when you believe you are in a city and act as such, but you are not actually there.

Ricky: Martha planned a nice day at her parents' house, completely forgetting that we're currently 3,000 miles east of it.

Mike: She forgot that she moved to Korea?

Ricky: Total out-of-city experience.

by zombielennon April 14, 2010

errer

Used commonly to identify hoi wannabes

"omg a hoi wannabe! Errer"!

by Yaziyo May 2, 2005

esper

A person with supernatural, mind-based abilities such as telekinesis (the ability to affect your surroundings solely by using your mind) or telepathy (the ability to communicate with another person through an invisible link between your minds).

I wish I was an esper. I could kick the asses of other people without even touching them!

by SPN: Semi-Professional Nerd June 12, 2018

emperor palpatine

the senate

MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!

by shrek 6 February 17, 2020

GP EXPERIENCE

An event that only happens on Tuesdays. Often comes with laughter, smiles and an unforgettable experience that is leaving many students in a great mood.

"Are you ready for the GP EXPERIENCE?"

"I can't believe this event wasn't GP EXPERIENCE approved."

"The GP EXPERIENCE will leave you stunned..."

by Tim Black March 18, 2008