wand erection

a funnier and more accurate name for one direction

Friend 1: Hey do you like one direction?
Friend 2: More like Wand Erection

by Yas I'm Newton June 22, 2014

nipple erection

a word thats really cool and its when u can totally see your nipples through your shirt. its pretty nasty!

lena: omg! i cant even look at you!
me: why?
lena: you have like a nipple erection or something!

another name for it is nippleITITS

by wow im soo not about to tell you May 19, 2005

erection

The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

by Josh May 11, 2003

Erection

God gift to women everywhere

Erection is the perfect gift for women

by eKnight December 28, 2010

purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.

purple pedro erection

by cavsdt January 13, 2009

Tongue Erection

The tingling sensation you get in anticipation before eating something sour (generally associated with sour candy).

Right before I ate that sour patch kid, my tongue got all tingly in anticipation; I had a really big tongue erection.

by Eitamic April 20, 2010

Erection Pants

Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.

Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"

Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."

or

Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"

Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."

by Sings24 January 3, 2011