Retail Embarassment

When somebody is shopping in a retail store, and a person (usually a curious or misbehaved child) presses a sound sample button with the intention of annoying /embarrassing nearby shoppers with the sound.

Wife: Did you get anything at Walmart?

Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.

by Pleco December 23, 2014

social embargo

When a group of friends decides to collectively cut off or limit contact and social interaction to a person.

"Johnny was talking shit about the group so we put a social embargo against him."

by BigFootV519 January 2, 2017

Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

The Ember and Cody

The Ember and Cody is when you go into an H&M dressimg room and start to make out. You then whip out your penis and have her gag on it to make it wet. After she does that, you get to lick her vagina just once, because she probably wont be able to contain herself, and we arent trying to get caught, are we?:) After you get that nice long lick in, thats when you sit her down on the stool and start to tease her vagina with your penis. After the foreplay, stick it in just a little bit to see how she can handle it, because she may too tight for your penis. If it goes in smoothly, then continue to pound her as soft and smooth as you can.

We went into an H&M dressing room and did The Ember and Cody

by Embers boyfriend September 20, 2019

Feast-Ember

A celebration made by Gobbleygourd that are on Fire Haven and Fire Oasis.

Stoowarb: Happy Feast-Ember!
Tawkerr: Feast-Ember sucks
Gobbleygourd: Gobble Gobble

by msmfart December 3, 2021

Twin Vehicle Embarrassment

The feeling of embarrassment when you see a vehicle identical to yours next to you on the road. This usually entails a self-conscious attempt to avoid glancing at the other driver - who is no doubt attempting to avoid glancing at you.

"Why are you lookin' at me, man?"
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."

by markvw59 April 19, 2012