Twin Vehicle Embarrassment

The feeling of embarrassment when you see a vehicle identical to yours next to you on the road. This usually entails a self-conscious attempt to avoid glancing at the other driver - who is no doubt attempting to avoid glancing at you.

"Why are you lookin' at me, man?"
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."

by markvw59 April 19, 2012

Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember

To solidify all the logic ever implemented for Burning Ember, the existence and reality, including Inside jokes, 0 Number machines, and all conversations of evil and things of the nature which took place before reality existed.

"Hello, I would like to solidify Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember, all the logic"
GOD: "Okay, done."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR October 30, 2023

how fucking embarrasing

When a "dumb ass motha fucka" makes a remark generally disagrred upon by the whole group is told not only to shut the fuck up. But also is informed that the malarky that crossed his lips was gay and "how fucking embarrasing". Coined by the Mean family although many tr to steal rights fortheir own they can go suck a fatty. Thug Life Bitch.

Josh: Dezis tits are eqaul to that of a no slope.
AJ: She is IHOP
Jordan: Reminds me off Little House on The Prairie
Adam: yeah shes gay
Josh: ...... how fucking embarrasing stfu.

by Jwall aka Josh Pit aka Moshua March 20, 2006

Ember

Ember is kind, funny, beautiful, fierce, athletic, amazing person, they've got it all. They can melt your heart with just a smile, but has a look that can kill. They can sing like an angel, and dance like nobody's watching. They dance to the beat of there own drum, and don't care when people judge them. Even though they have a rough life, they're able to put it behind them to make the life's of their friends and family a better experience. Even though they don't get all the boys, everyone knows there matching feels for this gal over here.

What's better than a beautiful sunny summer day at the beach?
I know, an Ember!

by urbanmastress1234 November 23, 2020

Hot Ember

When you belch and a chunk comes up and gets stuck in the back of your throat where you can't choke it down or puke it up and it just lays there burning....

Ralph was struck speechless by a hot ember immediately following a buffalo wing - beer belch....

by Bonemanrides October 22, 2008

trade embargo

To prohibit ones friends from engaging in sexual conduct with a previous partner.

"Dude she's under a trade embargo, you can't go there!"

by Micro_P January 27, 2012

Alice Embernight

Alice Embernight is the coolest star stable player in the whole world. She is really cool. She is so awesome. She is amazing.

Person 1: Have you heard of alice embernight? She’s amazing

Person 2: Yes i have! i love her she’s so cool!!

by aliceembernightisreallycool June 6, 2021