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Email the Hop

Taking a dump on the company's dime.
Hey Matt, I'll be right back. I've got to email the Hop.
by pjl November 21, 2007
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f-email

Email - usually about nothing important and/or containing pictures of babies, cute animals, or other such schmaltzy stuff - from a significant other, sister, or mother.

Most men would rather die than read too much f-email.
I'll read it later, it's just f-email.
by zygo August 7, 2009
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email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma October 2, 2018
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Secondary Email

The email account you give away to people or businesses you don't want to hear from. Usually used to get free samples.
That Red Bull representative wouldn't give me a free sample unless I gave her my email address, so I gave her my secondary email
by Kircus February 18, 2010
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email

Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.
"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."
by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003
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EMail

Someone sending you ecstacy through the mail
Instead of formal transaction of "drug deal" you send your ecstasy pills through the mail naming it email.
by Blacksta December 15, 2009
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Email Hell

A email discussion among 5 or more people exchanging more than 20 emails per business day, discussing nothing in particular, lasting more than three months.
"Hey did you hear about Steve and his girl?"
"No, what happened?"
"They're getting back together. Didn't you read email hell?"
"Meh, I had a meeting yesterday afternoon and I'm 138 messages behind."
by EmailHell October 26, 2006
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