straight edger

An incorrect laymen's term used to identify individuals who subscribe to the straight edge philosophy.

"Straight edger" is often used in place of the more correct identifier of "one who is straight edge".

The cacophonous term is akin to describing one with Christian beliefs as a "Christianer", one with Jewish beliefs as a "Jewer", one with Mormon beliefs as a "Mormoner".

Or one who uses the term as an "idioter".

Those straight edgers sure do get a bad rap! Handsome devils they are, and they smell of clean laundry too!

I'm sure glad those straight edgers beat up those Juggalos!

by Renostyle February 7, 2008

Eiler

1. Slutty girl you meet at a bar and take home without needing to get her drunk.

2. A girl with no personality that has only her looks to survive off of.

3. Another name for a one night stand. Can be used in conjunction with itself.

I met an eiler at the bar last night and had an eiler. Very sad since she's such an eiler that right around the time she turns 35 nobody is gonna be able to stand her, especially after she has kids.

by kimw2006 October 18, 2010

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

eiler

1. A cheese pussy
2. one who is possibly gay
3. did i mention hes afraid of cheese

That kid was being an Eiler at lunch when he scraped the cheese of his pizza.

by thegrabber2 January 24, 2011

Mack Eder

Probably the greatest man alive, with the ability to manage his entire life while always having the cute girl at his side.

“Man Mack Eder is amazing”
“I wish I was Mack Eder”

by Elmaniuels May 8, 2019

elerby

goes for meffz like john gothard and abi t sarah herrington louis h

he takes them all up da batty and licks them clean in the shitter.

by thomas and lily December 15, 2003

elderorphan

An elderly person who has no family or whose family can't or won't care for them.

elderorphan: There are about 10 million seniors in the U.S. who live alone. Fortunately, most of those still have family members to care for them, but about 15 percent of seniors who need care have no family support. Even if that percentage remains constant, the sheer number of elder orphans will grow thanks to the massive bulge of the baby boom which will begin reaching age 65 in 2011.

by Word Spy May 18, 2008