Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"

by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020

Dwarf

Short guys with small dicks; mostly drive white single cab fords

Did you see that dwarf joe driving to the Ford dealership

by Fordsuckschevyiswaycooler November 18, 2020

toothless dwarf

When a midget with no teeth goes down on your thunderbox and when your about to cum he pours lucky charms all over her pussy.

Krista really want a toothless dwarf to pour lucky charms all over her but none could be found.

by dirtymatthew May 9, 2020

Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel

An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).

Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable

by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020

Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench

Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020

dwarf star

An attractive girl who is unintelligent.

Only the hot core of a dwarf star remains. Dwarf stars have generally low luminosity and high inner core temperatures, sometime exceeding thousands of kelvins which is usual for a star.

Kevin: yo Becky in the yoga pants go a phattie tho.
Jevin: Be careful homie, you know she's a dwarf star.

by BigTed.2005.exe October 17, 2020

Dwarf dismantling

Dward dismantling is When you dismantle a very short person (dwarf) for your own pleasing. Often this is used in illegal acts, almost like sacrifices for a better and longer life.

Hey guys wanna go dismantle a dwarf today?
My father did a dwarf dismantling yesterday.

by Big booty sexer September 28, 2017