Dallina

A beautiful short girl. Who is tan, and kind of looks mexican. She's so funny. And has an amazing laugh. She's always happy, it seems. She's very smart, not book smart though. The best of friends. 100% straight.

Look at that Dallina!

by BKF1111 February 25, 2010

[Dallas Cowboys]

A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.

Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM

by Sprax January 15, 2009

The Dalles Wahtonka High School

A medium sized public school located in the small northern Oregon town of The Dalles (presumably the same 'Dalles' as found in the title of the school itself). Since 2010, it has adopted the 'credit by proficiency' grading system because it's students are too retarded for traditional grading systems. Amazingly, despite the dumbed down grading, only 60% of students receive their diplomas on time. Jocks are generally looked down upon, popularity instead being bestowed upon the stoners/hipsters who rather than doing anything with their lives will most likely spend the rest of their days thinking they are better than everyone else for some reason they can't ever explain. Solipsism runs deep in the hallowed halls of TDWHS. The teachers of TDWHS were once great, but have since been given up on the depressing stoner/hipster crowd they have been given the herculean task of teaching. Many spend their days eyes glazed over as some up-and-coming (read: shit terrible) music reverberates through the rotting interior of the forsaken school. Others have ironically conformed to the hipsters. The students of TDWHS are a prime example of anti-intellectualism, devolution, political ignorance, and basically everything that is wrong with human beings.

Haha I'm actually happy to be a graduate of The Dalles Wahtonka High School. I just like making fun of all the people from my school, because most of them genuinely aren't cool.

by VladimirTheHammer December 2, 2013

Dallywag

Going off on a rant to someone who is not responsible for the cause of your frustration. To show anger or vent to an innocent party. To act as if you want someone to provide the answers to your issues but then reject their advice because you just want to vent, but in such a way it almost accuses the listener.

"Don't burden me with your dallywag - I'm not the one who is responsible!"
"I'm tired of your daily dallywag about... what do you want me to do about it?"

by Petienne March 5, 2008

Brode Dalle

The singer from the popular punk band "The Distillers". Also the hottest woman on television.

Whoa, look at Brode Dalle she can sing and she's hot too!

by G May 13, 2005

Dallas Stars

Best mother fucking team in the NHL, best fans, best city, best arena (American airlines stadium kicks ass (especially since theres a damn nice hooters a block away)

One of our many quirks is shouting STARS at the top of lungs whenever the word is used in the star spangle banner at the beginning of the game

douche: hey what team do you represent

Stars fan: the big D-a-double l-a-s STARS!! (dallas stars)

douche: ohh I dont like them

Stars fan: I will now be completely polite in shaking your hand and saying WHY THE HELL NOT??!!

by qwertyuiop (thats the first line of the key board smart ass) March 18, 2007

brody dalle

Lead singer of currently broken up punk/alternative band the distillers. Born in Australia. Became well known for harsh, screaming vocals not normally used by women (even in punk). Battled heroin addictions. Formerly married to rancid frontman tim armstrong. Divorced Tim and got together with Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age and Eagles of Death Metal. Guitar playing was questionable at live shows, but otherwise considered a great performer and perfect example of women making a statement in the punk scene.

Person One: "I hate the Distillers, Brody Dalle sounds like a man"
Person Two: "You suck for saying that."

by megtheplague November 14, 2006