smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 8, 2011

Chug Dumpling

When you chug a beer while taking a dump.

I cracked a beer on the toilet and chugged it as I pooped. I preformed a chug dumpling.

by Dr Chug Dumpling October 3, 2021

Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

by LJpeas October 18, 2021

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015

Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.

I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.

by K40tix August 9, 2020

Protein Dumpling

Dried out semen inside an orifice

One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

Georgia Dumpling

When a dude shoves his testicles into a girls pussy, whilst leaving his cock to rest upon her stomach.

Jess jerked john while they were mid Georgia Dumpling.

by AmBatMor December 13, 2022