Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

Dual iris

Having two shades of one color in one, but still showing a distinct difference.

I have a dual iris, the outer color is a light green and the inner is a dark green.

by SVH April 15, 2008

dual wielder

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

of course i’m a dual wielder

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Khalid duale

A dirty greasy porn star

Omg did you see that khalid duale

by Tyler mulholland December 18, 2024

Dual-Cast

In programming, over-excessive casting of a variable, for example (char)(int). Often used by programmers who don't have any actual skill, but they want their code to look really cool.

Guy 1: I totally dual-casted that variable when I was decrypting.
Guy 2: That sounds like a dirty sex act, man...

by TehArkz February 18, 2011

dual dildo

Two dildos glued together, either horizontally or vertically

"Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."

by Sppplitup June 6, 2016

Dual Diamatti

Broken

Bro I’ve got the dual diamatti, time to go ruin call of duty!

by Coiner the weirdo March 29, 2022