Doug Martin

Egotistical
Self Proclaimed Professional
Cocky

When someone is a Doug Martin, usually they're egotistical and believe they are of a superior power over other people.

Ex. "Hey, that guy is acting like he knows everything."
"Yeah, hes just being a Doug Martin."

by SeverelyCynical November 5, 2018

doug dimmadamn

When you have a divorce with your wife and she comes back

I don’t get a doug dimmadamn about the divorce Rachel

by edknowsitscow December 29, 2020

big doug

Likes to hit the yeet

big doug done did a yeet

by Get yoted November 6, 2018

Doug Davison

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

"Doug Davison loves Katie too much.. he's such a cake daddy when he's with her"

by Ur Libby February 11, 2010

doug pease

A fucking dipshit that believes everything he reads while sitting in a crap bar in Dayton, OH

You totally Doug Peased in your pants, dude

by Fred Young November 19, 2019

black doug

The nigga that sells my crack

Black doug sold me my line today.

by Black doug March 9, 2014

Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020