douche-tastic

(Noun) Behavior patterns displayed by the sociopathic Senator from Connecticut and ‘political party of one’ who is willing to defy the will of over 250 million people and kill 45,000 people a year to punish liberals for defeating his sorry arse in a primary just to throw a bone to the lobbyist who is paid to 'bang' him. Photo inset: Joseph Lieberman (I-CT).

Joseph Lieberman is utterly douche-tastic.

by rladlof December 16, 2009

closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.

I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.

by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009

douche

A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.

That kid Alex Bestes is a total douche.

by Seannnn69 February 21, 2009

Truck Douche

Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.

These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.

Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)

by Huevon June 19, 2010

va-douche

The sound a drunk, mentally challenged 45 year old makes when they are throwing punches in the air. Va-Douche can also be used as a noun, or an adjective

"Glen, stop punching the air, you are such a Va-Douche!"

by blablablabla_bla May 14, 2010

greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.

Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!

by tiawc December 1, 2020

Digga Douche

1. The phoneticizing of a drum fill in awesome songs. Specifically a drum fill that include the rack toms, the floor tom, the bass drum, and the crash cymbal.

2. An exclamation to yell at your desk when sitting in the cubicle during the data entry. More suited for full time employees than the temps.

1. "We Don't Need Another Hero. Digga Douche! We Don't Need to Know the Way Home. Digga Douche! All We Want is Life Beyond the Thunderdome."

2. Import, export, faxes, low pay, boring, boring, boring, DIGGA DOUCHE!

by Roadside Jesus February 25, 2008