douche

1. a feminine hygiene product

2. a guy who has a different personality, different speech pattern, or different ideals than your own.


see also douchebag

1. why bother using a douche on that skanky, rank-ass whore?

2. Can you believe it? That fuckin' douche, who can hardly utter a sentence without stuttering, is studying Calculus on a Friday night!

by Mos Def July 20, 2004

douch

A person of low intelegence and moral standers.

"Man that quarterback is such a douch!"

by Atom Renner October 23, 2003

douches

Used in referance to "duces" . Another way to say goodbye.

see ya later chuck. alright then douches.

by SqurrelNutz January 14, 2012

douche

The Modern Super Soaker for the female reproductive organ...

It is Also The German Word for Shower...

English: I am in the Shower

German: Ich bin in die Doucher


Fun, Isnt it???

by Wad454 February 14, 2004

douche

1) anyone who says one thing and does the opposite... while you were in complete faith that they were gonna do the first thing. 2) someone who is a constant bother, annoying, pestering, "up your ass like a trout in a gay sailor uniform. 3) kevin or someone of kevin descent. 4) just someone you think sucks. 5) that thing that clean your cooter (they look like turkey baisters for your cunt...

"OH GoD Suzy, YOU Should put a sign on your door or something. i thought i smelt clean lobster!?"

"STop Eating eating all the banana Runts, Douche!"

"i helped your mom douche out her shnauzberrys lastnight. it sorta made me want creme soda at first than the smell hit me. i think we're over dude.... sry"

by Adam BITCH April 12, 2005

douche

One who is very annoying and gay. Sometimes they are refered to as homo.

Everybody knows that Sam is a loud douche.

by Aaroe B. Tanard March 26, 2007

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003