Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Doorknob

Cassidy

Cassidy is a doorknob

by bro wtf no August 27, 2017

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023

doorknob

Describes a popular girl who has relations with many because "everyone gets a turn".

"You have not met Mary? You might like her - she's such a doorknob."

by fastflyguyy January 6, 2015

Doorknob pussy

Everyone has had a turn. She's loose & used. So many people entering it's hard to keep track.

That bitch there has doorknob pussy we all get a turn.

by Eeelvis777 September 29, 2025

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

Doorknob

When a someone grabs another boys balls and rotates them like a doorknob

Kobe: “if you don’t shut up imma doorknob you”

by Shrek IIIIIII August 30, 2019