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Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious
Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.
by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020
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Doof

another word to use as an explicit word. substitutes for the f word.
"i wanna doof you" " your sister is so doofing hot"

Jeremy: what was for hw?
Jaime: the project thats like super important.
Jeremy: DOOF!
by riot shield smash November 23, 2009
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Doof Nugget

Word combination invented by an unknown 6 year old, (little legend is what we call them). Can be used in multiple situations where the word "dickhead" is just too plain but others words are too aggressive.
Stop wasting my time, Doof Nugget!
by BobertyBobBoBwob March 8, 2020
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doof

A offensive slur to Chinese, cultures often use this against chinese culture and has become a linguistic association to Chinese languages and is perceived as offensive
"You're a doof, a chinese doof"
by fuzzydumpling February 15, 2025
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Doof

When a person farts around fecal matter that is on the verge of exiting the sphincter.
I just doofed, and it smells very bad.
by Demigamer May 4, 2022
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Bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)
Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night

Damien- “what a unit”
by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022
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Doof

a whore, a slut, and a bitch, but just a nicer way to say it
can also be said to animals as gross ugly or fat or stupid
ur such a doof
hey! that’s mean
by hoe ass bitch 🥵🖤 December 15, 2019
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