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Doinked

A family friendly way of a youtuber named Gloom (Kassie) saying that someone got killed

It's mostly used in videos where she tries solving riddles (7-Second Riddles etc.)
Yup, that dude just got doinked.
by thatssoboring June 2, 2020
mugGet the Doinkedmug.

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.
"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked
by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008
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Doink a joint

I had a hard day so I need to doink a joint
by Brewsa78 June 30, 2023
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Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack
Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!
by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023
mugGet the Billy Doinkmug.

Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.
Gilbert is SUCH a Doink
by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019
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Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.
Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.
by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016
mugGet the Doinkmug.

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".
Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.
by [\/] April 26, 2025
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