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Chatroulette Drinking Game

Alright here’s the chatroulette drinking game. Best played with a group because the internet is a lonely and desolate place:

Everytime you see a penis you scream loudly to surprise a masturbator into disconnecting. Immediately after he disconnects you drink a sip of your beer.

You drink ever time you see a black man and loudly announce “black man!”
If you see chicks, you shout “show your tits.” If they show their tits you drink the rest of your beer.

Anyone else, you insult the shit out of them before they switch to the next person.

You never may end the conversation unless the person is obviously not doing anything. They must end it. If they haven’t, you must point at them and insult them until they end it.

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The Chatroulette drinking games if fucking awesome. Holy shit I got fucking wasted while screaming at dudes beating their meat.
by Dr. Cokevelle July 26, 2010
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drinking with a priest

when the guy mixing the drinks isn't drinking them himself because 'they don't drink'
Bill says don't play cards when your drinking with a priest.
by Mike Penta December 4, 2003
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maintenance drinking

Drinking alcohol at a rate intended to maintain the current level of intoxication.

By preloading at home, and only maintenance drinking on the town, you can have an economical night out.
"Paul always preloads so he only has to maintenance drink at Atomic."

"Amy had a big day at the races and so was only maintenance drinking at the pub."
by captainlarry February 9, 2010
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drinking B and crushing P

simply put, getting drunk on beer then fucking a girl. the weekend goal of every single man aged 18-35.
Justin: What's going on this weekend, man?

Matt: Oh you know, the usual. Drinking b and crushing p.
by TheRealSchwab February 12, 2010
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Drinking Time

(n) The time which those gathered in a colloquium of good-time-having mandate to be the moment that those present should, in the spirit of raucous festivity, quaff mightily of the fermented ambrosia contained within their various fermented ambrosia vehicles.
Right now. (That is to say it is presently, at the time of reading, Drinking Time.)
by The Dictator of Dance November 12, 2009
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Preventive Drinking

Drinking with the intent of having a hangover that will enable one to drink the entire following day and evening with relative sobriety / ease. Cf. preventive maintenance.
Ted's Bachelor Party is on Saturday starting at noon. I guess we better do some "Preventive Drinking" Friday night to ensure we're not passed out before the strippers get there.
by UIBubba April 3, 2008
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EDT (Estimated Drinking Time)

It's what you wait for after working a 65 hour week
by Lloyd D. March 25, 2005
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