Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

doggie covers

Socks that are worn on The Maestro's feet.

The Maestro prefers to wear doggie covers on her dogs at night when she sleep to keep her dogs warm..

by Da Aman March 29, 2009

Well, doggy!

An expression of intoxicated joy or weariness, misquoting Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies

(Small bearded guy in beanie hat slumps in chair and puffs on a fat spliff) : Well, doggy!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Doggy kiss

Completely unrelated to doggy style despite the name, a doggy kiss is when one partner takes a shit without wiping, and then the other partner orally pleasures the first partner's anus. Immediately after, both partners make out very intensely making sure that the second partner doesn't spit beforehand.

I heard you and Karen tried the Doggy Kiss yesterday.

Yeah, it was absolutely scrumptious.

by Repu Gama January 20, 2020

Doggy heaven

The place that all dogs go where they die. If you believe in heaven, then when you die you will go to heaven and see your doggy.

"My doggy just died... I hope he went to doggy heaven!"

by finnickk April 19, 2018

Bully Doggy

When you nut in a child's face and they get mad because they thought it was yogurt, they also start to rampage around the house naked and you have to get naked and chase them as well.

Babysitter: Hey u know Billy? I had to bully doggy him yesterday if that's ok with you
Mother: oh that ok did u take a video?
Babysitter: Do you want me to do it next time?
Mother: Oh hell yea and remember to chain them up

by Long Dong Shing Shong August 8, 2018

sloggy doggies

A sloggy doggie can be defined as a hot dog where the wiener is cooked by the heat from inside of a freshly worn rental skate from roller skating rink.

Now that I'm skating I am so hungry but I don't have much money because I spent all my cash on the tonight's skating session. I only have enough cash for a sloggy doggie. PLUS I have been skating for a while and my puppies are hot. I know that my skates will cook those sloggy doggies so quickly!!!

by soulprintable October 16, 2014