dirtle

a dirty laugh- a little sexy and naughty and showing awareness that the subject of the laughter might be a little rude to others

i dirtled when i found the porno magazine under my brother's bed.

by miss laminexia August 23, 2011

Dislenny

Dislenny is a very mean,honest,funny,gorgeous girl she will be one of the realist people you will ever meet she will always have your back no matter what you have done to her she will always find a way to forgive you she may not never the same smartest or fastest person you’ll meet but she certainly isn’t the slowest.She also always knows what to say to you when your feeling down.She has lots of friends she will fall for guys that’s name start with E and a lot more but The main ones name will start with a E her best friends that will forever be with her names start with K,B,J,I,S,A,C,D......to be continued

Dislenny Is in love with him.

by Idgafwtlomli December 23, 2018

Borderline Personality Damsel in Distress

An individual who exhibits traits of BPD as described by the DSM V however has not been officially diagnosed with said condition. Is usually stigmatized for “dramatic” and “histrionic” behavior.

David rolled his eyes at dinner when Jordan drunkenly lashed out at his Christian mother for misgendering them on the first meeting and called him out for being a borderline personality damsel in distress.

by jkbbrbrg September 2, 2021

Asexual distress

The feeling an asexual person gets when their asexuality is threatened by a concept or individual who gives them the horny.

Person 1: *touches asexual person's side* Gotcha!!

Asexual Person: * blushes uwu * Hey!! Knock it off!!!

Person 2: Yeah, you're giving them asexual distress lol

Person 1: what's that?

Person 2: idk they just screamed that at me when I did that

by Jess-ta trashbag May 17, 2020

dog-of-Dislexia

The sig master of PBR. Has been sigged 30+ times. One of the two members who keeps the stories forum alive.

LMAO, d-o-D, SIGGED!!!

by GranDream October 27, 2004

dittle

Dynamically little

Don’t belittle the dittle nawty pupsy wupsy.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

distlefink

A sex toy with twelve functioning dildos. Shapes such as a dodecahedron with a phallus on each face have been ruled out by scholarly sources as impossible to completely function, so such shapes are not considered true distlefinks. No true distlefink has ever been proven, though research at Cambridge and Notre Dame is being conducted to prove or disprove the possibility.

"Many argue that there cannot be a true distlefink, as one could not convince 12 women to use one at the same time"

"The audubon society loves distlefinks"

by Hugh Balderdash May 6, 2008